JOKES

Jokes 

Aaj ka kam kal per chhor do
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Or

intazar kero
Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye.....
Pathan k boss ne usay job se nikal dia, 
pathan roz us k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata

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Dost:Ye kia herkat hai?
Pthan:Usay batana chata hon k bokha nahi mar raha.

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Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me "AURAT" 
Ko Bohat Khul K "BAAT" Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He.
JESE,
Kal 1 "AURAT" Dosri "AURAT" Se Keh Rahi Thi:
A BEHEN!
Me Ne Pehle "HABiB" Ko Aazmaya,
Lekin Phir "KiSAN" Ko "GHAR" Le Aai,
MAGAR!
Jo "MAZA" Mujhe "SUFi" Ne Diya He,
Wo SULTAN me Kahan .
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PTHAN "Mazar" pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi"...
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1 pathan building se gira
doctor said he is dead
pathan suddenly woke up n said mey zindah hon.
Pathan wife: tu leta reh tujhe doctor se ziada pata hai kya.
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Pathan Driving
On The Wrong Side Of Road

&


He Became Upset

&

Said

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aaj phir late ho gaya
saare log wapis jaa rahe hy:-)